Hey guess what? Nevermind.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

9/11

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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