- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

A man walks into a bar.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Your mother is so fat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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