Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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