- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

i have cancer

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Women's rights.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Womens Basketball.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

I like boys!!!!! CC

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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