minorities

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Women's Rights...

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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