- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Yo Mamma

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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