- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

I like turtoes.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

A blind man walks into the door of a bar

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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