why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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