A baby seal walks into a club...

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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youre gay

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Arrow to the Knee

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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