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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Obama

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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