hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Anti Joke

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