Knock Knock, Come in.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Women's Rights

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Politics.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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