A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Christians

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

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