Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Wumbo

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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