What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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