Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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You.

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Kony 2012

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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