You're on fire.

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whats black. an african american person

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The economy.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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