Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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womens sports...

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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The economy.

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clamidia

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96

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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