what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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hi

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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i like pie

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Anti Joke

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