What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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