Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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your going to die

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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