Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Womens rights

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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