- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Your momma's so fat...

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Whats 9+10? 19

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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