QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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pedophile

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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The Holocaust

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Your momma's so fat...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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