America Votes

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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women's rights

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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