Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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