Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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A fat man on a moped

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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