What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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