My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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equality for women

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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