Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Obama 2012

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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