Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Runescape.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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