A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Women's rights.

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America Votes

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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