You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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lebron

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Women's Rights

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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