Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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i was molested.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Women's rights.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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