Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Religion

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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a Jew had a small nose

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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