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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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here kitty kitty

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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