An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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I went to the store and I fell

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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