knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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women's rights

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Obama 2012

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Swag.

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