Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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