If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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