What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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