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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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