roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A fat man on a moped

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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One time i was sitting down

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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