- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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