Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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