A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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