I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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hrih

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