- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Kony 2012

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

2+2= 478

Wumbo

Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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