I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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You're on fire.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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