What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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