- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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