there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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