What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

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