"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Knock knock

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Politics.

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