Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Sarah Palin

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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11111

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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