I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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