I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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I'm funny.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Anti Joke

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