- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

My mom touched my wiener : \

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What is a dog? Bark

Jesus wept.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock knock, come in.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

Whats 9 + 10 19

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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