what is darker than black?... YOU

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A hayride would be fun.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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The joke below me is retarded

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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