A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Diana and victoria

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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YOLO

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Animal

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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