Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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