A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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