A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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i like pie

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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