- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Diana and victoria

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

BUT HWY?

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Yah? Well your a ********

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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