Miami Heat.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Womens rights

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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