- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

George Bush.

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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