Where is my tractor?

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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SNAPPLE!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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