What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Sonic

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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if you read this you are gay

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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