Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Fat people.

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whats forever alone me

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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